Jersey Shore member need not apply

I'm both amused and annoyed by some men. I've never been popular, or pretty per-Se. I have a husband who adores me, and I'm lucky to have him. However, there are some men out there who really think they're doing me a favor by flirting with me. That's laughable. Not to mention uncomfortable. I notice it more since I lost the weight. Mostly it's men who look like they just got off the bus from the Jersey Shore. Are they trying to give fatty a thrill? Jeeze. Growing up I never got much attention from boys..and I was actually ok with that. I had a ton of guy friends, and I was fine with that too. Maybe that's why I now spend so much time in the burlesque circuit...because I have the maturity level of most teenage men. But I digress...please...Joey D....Stop hitting on me..I'm not interested. I love my husband, and unless you're Chris Evans...or Johnny Depp...or Robert Downey Jr....I'm not looking to broaden my horizons...nor will I give you free shit. FYI if you are any of THOSE men listed...I got permission from Tim :)